That’s SO Embarrassing! December 27, 2007

I’m going to admit to ten things that embarrass me about myself. Ha ha!! Then you have to admit at least ONE thing that embarrasses you about yourself.

1. I watch “What Not to Wear” sometimes.
2. I pick my teeth. You thought I’d say nose, didn’t you?? Ha ha — we all know everyone picks their nose so that doesn’t embarrass me. You pick yours too!! Don’t lie!!
3. I read the gossip stuff about celebrities on my Fox News website. This really embarrasses me. Seriously, much worse than picking my teeth.
4. I have a lot of ear wax. My poor son does too. Grooosssss!
5. I think I might have dandruff. I can’t tell, but my head itches a lot. My hairdresser doesn’t say I do. She tells me “dry scalp”, but I think she’s just being nice because she wants a big tip.
6. Twice I’ve had nose hairs so long that they’ve poked out of my nose. LOL! I had to pull them out and I’m telling you that HURTS like crazy.
7. I have a mustache. I wax it or burn it off w/Nair.
8. I have a unibrow. I wax it or tweeze it.
9. I count things. Not the normal counting like balancing a checkbook. I count my steps. I count my chews. I count colors. I count cars.
10. I stick my stray hairs to the wall in the shower. Sounds weird, I know. But it keeps it from going down the drain. I wipe it off and throw it away after I shower. There is a reason to my madness.

Your turn.