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Things That Men Obviously Invented January 7, 2008

Filed under: Life... The Way I See It — candidchatter @ 7:28 pm

Because a woman would never do this to herself:

  • Bras
  • Underwire for bras
  • Pantyhose
  • Thongs
  • High heeled shoes
  • Midriff shirts to show off your postpregnancy belly
  • Hip hugger jeans to not only show off your postpregnancy belly, but to also push the fat up to be sure it is seen under the midriff shirt because now it also hangs over the top of your pants. It’s so gorgeous and flattering.

A special note of gratitude to whoever, male or female, invented

lacy undergarments. Sure it looks pretty, but it is not practical and the lace

happens to show through anything except a sweatshirt and jeans.

Stupid inventions.



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