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Animal Hater February 14, 2008

Filed under: All In the Family — candidchatter @ 12:45 pm

I just have to share this because it is very funny and if you don’t laugh you are lacking a sense of humor or you are a member of PETA.

Conversation with my 3 year old:

Her: “Mommy, I love animals”

Me: “I know you do sweetie”

Her: “Mommy, do you love animals?”

Me: “I love to eat them”

(LOL!!)

Her: After about 15 seconds — “Ew, Mommy, that’s gross”

I am sick, huh? But then I explained to her that certain animals have been created for food like cows, chickens, fish, and so on. She had the weirdest look on her face. So I felt bad and went on to explain that other animals were created to be our pets like cats, dogs, and guinea pigs. Well, unless you own a Chinese restaurant in Port St Lucie. Then all bets are off!

Meow!

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4 Responses to “Animal Hater”

  1. candidchatter Says:

    This post has been pingbacked by an animal lover’s website.

    So here is a note to anyone wishing to attack me on this issue:

    I will not debate it nor will I publish your post.

    So – Don’t – Bother

    Heidi

  2. Mel Says:

    Mmmm, animals- tasty! Luvs me some steak!!!

  3. Melissa Says:

    Yummy. Remind me not to visit that Chinese restaurant if I’m ever down there. I love Chinese!! I’ve made those jokes with Jake, but he hasn’t gotten it yet.

    What I’m overhearing right now “I’m not a fighter, I’m a gamer – I mean, I’m a game-lover.” Hmmmmm

  4. candidchatter Says:

    LOL! There is seriously a Chinese Buffet here in Port St Lucie that has been shut down TWICE by the health department. My brave, sweet, stomach of steel FIL will still eat there. (Vomit!)

    There was one in Ohio shut down completely for serving — hold on to your stomachs — CAT! That’s why I said “meow”.

    H


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