Alright. Now I have to admit, I am not a big fan of anyone. I have my favorite tastes in music, but I wouldn’t wet myself if Carlos Santana walked up to me and asked me for change for a dollar. There are people I’d like to meet if only to ask a few questions. I’d like to sit down with Britney Spears. I would love to encourage her to keep trying everything she can to get her kids back and pat her on the back for starting to get her life back together. She’s worked hard, it seems. I’d like to eat a nice juicy hamburger cooked medium right on Pam Anderson’s lap squirting juicy dead cow in her left eye. Yeah! But that’s mean, isn’t it?
So since I’m not easily star struck I have this thing that makes me laugh. It seriously does. I wonder if these Hollywood types really think what they say about the election — good or bad — really makes a difference. Is it just me, or do others of you think most Hollywood actors and actresses are a bunch of good looking morons? How hard is it to pretend you’re someone you’re not on screen? Maybe I’m a bit naive, but seriously — if they can do it, I think most anyone can. The ones who can sing, well they are just gifted. That takes God given talent and sometimes a lot of training and some guts and some confidence. But it appears that a lot of these actors and singers get this elitist attitude that they can swing an election based on their opinions of a candidate (or a candidate’s running mate). It makes me laugh. I think, “shut up puppet, here’s another dollar — dance puppet dance.” I know I have a mean streak so you don’t need to send me angry e-mails or badger me about how oh so judgmental I am being — look in the mirror baby, then once you see your flawlessness you can throw your stones.
So tell me — what is the ONE or TWO things that decides it for you. You don’t have to reveal your candidate of choice. Just tell me what makes you lean one way or the other. Mine is simple — abortion. That’s it. Period. I don’t care about anything else. My opinion of a person’s character begins with his or her opinion on the sanctitiy of human life as well as their desire to defend the most innocent of us all, the unborn. As a result of my conviction in this matter, I will be voting for John McCain. Do I think he’s perfect? No. But who the heck is?