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Hater October 24, 2008

Filed under: Life... The Way I See It — candidchatter @ 12:05 pm

My kids are very whiny today. They are pushing me to my limits. I think that they think I hate them as much as I’ve sent them both to their rooms in the past 2 hours.

Ten reasons I’m the “Mean Mom”:

  1. I won’t let them touch the stove
  2. I am making them eat their lunch (tortellini with sauce — who wouldn’t want that?)
  3. I won’t let them play outside in the rain
  4. I made them help clean the play room
  5. I won’t turn on the TV
  6. I made them wash their hands
  7. I told them NOT to touch anything at the video rental store
  8. I made them keep trying while they were building their blocks instead of doing it for them
  9. Daddy’s not home (how this is my fault — well, ask them)
  10. I won’t let them have more vitamins than their daily dose

I know I am sooooo stinkin’ evil. Call the authorities.

Why oh why did my babysitter back out on me? I really really really needed a night out with my girls.

“Gosh, Mom, you’re such a hater!”


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5 Responses to “Hater”

  1. We may just have to call Child Protective Services…I’m seeing that you really are an unfit mother…

    I had a mother very similar to you…and I still hate her to this day, but find myself raising my son much like she raised her son. Go figure!

  2. Cynthia Says:

    I’m a mean mom too! Pretty much for the same reasons, just add to list; limiting computer time, going to bed by a certain time and making them brush their teeth! Momzilla……that’s me.

  3. debateur Says:

    So sorry about the babysitter backing out. Sounds like you really need a break.

    Oh and my daughter thinks I’m evil personified for making her go to kindergarden so I feel your pain.

  4. candidchatter Says:

    I’m glad I’m not alone. “Momzilla” — “evil personified” — ROFL!!!

    Heidi

  5. nadyneharts Says:

    I just stumbled on this and i kno that it was posted 2 yrs ago,..but itsz nice to know that even 2 years AGO,…moms dealt with the same crap!!!

    Feel myself aging right before my eyes


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